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MICHIKO MALANDRO ([personal profile] jailbroke) wrote2016-09-20 10:58 am

i can't believe the time has come for a michiko kinklist

about:
► somewhere in her early 30s, not interested in people significantly younger than her
► tragically only into the most boring, contemptible cream cheese men in the world, but i am so 100% into playing f/f with her that i don't give a shit, she's ota
► HOWEVER leading into f/f content would probably require like seven years of her being insecure in a very annoying, homophobic way, so i totally get wanting to skip through most of that or if you'd rather not altogether! like, going down on a woman and still being like "haha you're gay", that's the level i mean.
► she's loud and obnoxious in the most anime style way but when she's with someone she's actually into and they break down her walls she turns into a fucking starry-eyed finger-intertwining pillow queen, it's embarrassing


yeah:
►SHENANIGANS
► communication during sex! like, in a nice "yeah do that more" way or a stupid "OI BASTARD DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE CLITORIS IS" way
► enthusiastic consent
► oral
► facesitting
► nonpenetrative/frottage
► extremely consensual and vanilla sex between two people who have a mutual attraction and perhaps care about each other :)
► phone sex
► sexting in the most incomprehensible autocorrected gibberish imaginable
► dress-up
► sexual frustration
► angry sex
► toys
► clothes-on bone-on
► semipublic sex, especially if it's in a car or smth
► rough sex that doesn't cross over to actual violence
► sexual exhaustion


requires ic negotiation:
► butt stuff involving either party
► pegging
► titfucking
► xeno, tentacles, etc


nah:
► teenagers, legal or not
► anything invoking sex work, slavery, dom/sub dynamics, etc
► noncon
► any mechanic that encourages dubious consent (i.e. aphrodisiacs, sex pollen, hypnosis)
► humiliation
► hentai physics
► cervical penetration
► fertility kink
► gore
► scat